In the last month or so, I have seen two bloody, gory, sickeningly violent movies, one of which I loved and one of which I hated. Then later I made a solemn vow which came back to bite me in the ass. ...
Daniel Craig striding out of the water in those blue swim trunks in Casino Royale is this generation's Marilyn Monroe over the subway vent. That is to say, "something" about Casino Royale elevated tha...
Guys! I am so behind. I keep writing for other places and forgetting to post here because, well, it's October and things are happening.
I found myself in New York (for those of you who have a map on ...
Guys, I want to cry when I think about how much Christopher Nolan is giving me hope for the future of filmmaking. No, seriously. The Dark Knight is a real movie! With real editing and acting and a nea...
You have to admit that it's almost not worth me writing a review of anything like Hellboy, a comic book character that I happen to know nothing about but you happen to know everything about....
Michael Bay, 2007
7/10
For someone who has never seen an episode of this apparently life-altering cartoon that was created to market toys, Transformers sure isn't a difficult movie to follow. And even...
2007, Paul Greengrass
(guest review by Kelly!, who gives 6 out of 10 stars)
The previews shown before The Bourne Ultimatum were the semiannual Wahlberg, Washington, and Foxx films about corruption an...
Zack Snyder, 2007
3.5 stars*
Things I learned from 300: Spartans are the hottest ancient Greeks, Persia’s king was an eight-foot-tall drag queen, and shirts should really be optional as they serve ...
Zack Snyder, 2007
3.5 stars*
Things I learned from 300: Spartans are the hottest ancient Greeks, Persia’s king was an eight-foot-tall drag queen, and shirts should really be optional as they serve ...