And THIS kind of fear never goes away

Justin Morgan, Scott Burton, and I collaborated on a scary movie guide for RVANews. Scott's got some great suggestions (as usual) and Justin upstages me (as usual). ...

The Invention of Lying: This review does not lie

This movie filled me with hope. Yeah, HOPE! From a romantic comedy!...

America’s Two Favorite Pastimes

It's not often that I go to ESPN.com, typing in the URL tentatively, as if it's an address someone has given me in an unfamiliar city, and I have to read it to the cab driver from the airport, not kno...

Important Info for Film Enthusiasts Including the Retirement of the Term "Film Enthusiast"

1. The Academy Awards will cause you to lose your eyesight. Or, in a less dramatic way of putting it that my doctor kept insisting on using, watching a ton of movies in a short timespan may cause you ...

This year Netflix gets a stocking crammed with rats

Netflix sends you email notifications now when one of your friends has "sent you" a note. Most of my Netflix friends are savvy enough to use the annoying "note" feature as the old Two-Cent Review feat...

Aesthetic Difficulties

I'm becoming more organized with radical labels that allow you to browse by movie, but it means that the review will look kinda bad for a little whi...Wait, I hate when people post stuff like this. Li...

Cricket-Free Vacation

I'm hanging out in sweatpants and a Corvette t-shirt right now, but Kelly's on top of things. Check out Burgerphone. ...